I am sick and tired of this bullshit. When has it become acceptible behavior to shoot someone at show and tell? When has it become an accepted hobby to grab children from in front of their houses and schools? Did I miss them memo that says, “Go ahead, drive 35 in the left lane with no one around you.” This crap just gets piled deeper and deeper.
Solution: the internet. Ain’t no jackasses driving Ford FuckingHugeMobiles. No six years olds packin’ heat… okay, there are but they only post pictures of their cats and guns. No sick fuckers trying to molest children… okay, that’s not true, but go with me here. Just sit at home, use kozmo.com to get movies and gummi bears, use peapod.com for groceries, use napster for tunes, and watch the electronic world go by.
Why am I so bitter sounding? ‘Cuz some mutha tried to run me off the Baltimore-Washington Parkway on Friday. So, I’m in the right lane, ’bout three miles south of the Beltway. A big blue pickup truck (old) decided it really needed be in the right lane. Now mind you, everyone is going 40, bumper to bumper, and no one is going anywhere that fast. Big blue assman cuts his wheel when his front tire is at the middle of my car; he clearly saw me. I had two choices: gun it, or slam on the brakes. I took the first choice, which was the right choice. His bumper clipped the back of my car. I pull over to check things out… he doesn’t! Quickly checking for damage, I find none, jump back into the car to chase this guy down. Remember, that things are bumper to bumper and no one is going anywhere… so chasing him was impossible. I call the State Police; they (over the phone) grin-fuck me. I get bitter.
In other news, the University of Pennsylvania Fighting Quakers have clinched their berth in the NCAAs.
In other other news, my esteemed roommate had a bit of time on his hands and found other Tuesday Night clubs. Granted their websites aren’t as slick as ours (www.tuesdaynight.org), but theirs are finished while ours is not. BTW, if you want something up on the site (a little bio or whatever) just let me know. Check out these others sites: