Jeffery Goldberg of The Atlantic tries to get arrested at a variety of US airports… and fails. He even traveled with Bruce Schneier and you’d think by know that Bruce’s picture would have been handed to every single TSA employee with a caption like, “Known security expert. Known to claim that Kip Hawley isn’t wearing any clothes. Assume everything he tells you is a lie. Assume he knows your private key.”
Now if someone can produce a mashup of people mocking security theater and John Hodgman’s SPAMasterpiece Theater over on boing boing TV, that would be awesome!