Picture a Fresh Fields. Picture the clientele. Picture happy people looking at once happy calves and lambs and ducks and salmon and spinach and the like. Happy people. Happy produce.
Now…
Think of someone who has never had a healthy meal in his life. Think of someone who represents the essence of overweight, beer-guzzlin’, steak and potatoes.
Now… when I went to the opening Fresh Fields near me, guess who greeted me at the door. Not one, but 10 (or so) Elvis impersonators. Does anyone else think that having Elvis pitch a health food store is funny? I do.
Well, we have a president. Not my choice, but at least we have a president. At least he had the good sense to put one-time Oracle pitchman, Collin Powel, up as Secretary of State.
Needless to say that with the coming administration, some members of the Tuesday Night list are going to be without jobs. An unfortunate reality in the world DC. For those of you about to be displaced by the First Chimpanzee, I wish you the best. Specifically, those of you who are leaving the Department of Labor for the unemployment line… there is something odd about that. Seriously, I wish you the best of luck… I would try calling Joe Lockhart, he’s going to be Larry Ellison’s spokesman, and I’m sure he’s going to need help.