I sat at Sequoia, watched the plastic people go by; it’s great sport. You know, if you’ve had that much plastic surgery, you must be worried that an open flame could cause irreparable damage. One cigarette lighter and it’s back to the doctor to repair that drooping nose.
You’ve got $10,000… what do you do with it? Do you choose to a) augment your breasts with a Silly-Puddy-like substance that give your breasts the ability to defy gravity and cause a warp in the time-space fabric, b) remove a bit of your nose, replace it with a smaller bit that gets great FM signal, or c) have your eyebrows plucked off and then removed with a genetic derivative of a fuzzy caterpillar? I think I would choose the caterprillar eyebrows… just imagine the party tricks you could do.
Speaking of parties… we had a heck of a party on Saturday. There was dancing on the coffee table, a pizza delivery guy, one burned out stereo receiver, and lots of booze. Kudos to Todd for bring along Tim and company… there’s no way to spice up a party like total strangers!
The latest on Josh:
He has two more Tuesday’s left in DC…. come to Toledo tomorrow and help him in his final days of need.