Ian has asked that I send out a correction to all of you regarding his earlier message. In fact, what he meant to say is that he CAN’T say that he’s a fan of Hitler. He is definitely in the anti-Hitler camp.
As punishment, he is right now being held by his ankles and forced to wear lederhosen compensate for his Germanic faux pas. He has also purchased copies of both Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, and Strunk and White. He promises that he’ll never do it again, and that he really hates Nazis. Especially Illinois Nazis.
He also hopes that none of you will ever forward that message in the event that he is nominated for a government post requiring confirmation hearings.