That was a quote from one of the waitresses in The Smokehouse in Pine Apple, AL where I just finished dinner.
I’d like to take this opportunity to quote Bugs Bunny when he gets stranded on the moon after defeating Marvin the Martian, “GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!”
Because of “mistake” made by my travel agent, Ken and I, are staying 40 some miles south of Montgomery. To compound matters, because of an Air Force floorshow, there are no hotel rooms in the entire area, which means that we have to stay in the sticks. And even more fun, Ken and I have a white covertable Mustang. Nothing like a damned ferinner (say it out loud and you’ll figure out what it is) and a Jewboy with a goatee driving through the Deep frickin’ South!
By the way, the Montgomery Airport and Swimmin’ Hole does not exactly inspire confidence. It is a glorified high school gym with a small tower.
I, presently, am here (http://www.mapquest.com/cgi-bin/ia_find?link=btwn%2Ftwn-map_results&random=565&event=find_search&SNVData=&address=&city=Greenville&State=AL&Zip=&Find+Map.x=18&Find+Map.y=9) I think that the aerial photo is a lot better (http://www.mapquest.com/cgi-bin/ia_find?link=btwn/twn-map_results&aerial_photo_tab.x=1&aphoto=1&uid=uexehbq8m105w6od:zwh01g5ar&SNVData=3mad3-g.fy%28a2g1fr_%29rz09zy%3bah7-%3d%3a%16%18JDLBK%12%13M%3d%17%13_%3dGG_luylhw%28.5yzn0r%28l%241w-u.wf7%3bxcx5sf7.grfe%7cs&pcat=)
Thankfully… wait, there is nothing to be thankful about on this trip.