We lie, we cheat, we steal

Summer is slowly fading away. It’s still hot. It’s still humid. But it seems that the intense heat and humidity has given up for a while. This makes me very happy. Every summer I question why I live in DC. Every summer I don’t get an answer. I think, in retrospect, that this was The Summer That Wasn’t. This summer absolutely rocked by leaving only vague memories of extreme heat, malaria, and West Nile virus behind.

In other news, Warren Zevon has inoperable lung cancer, in both lungs. He seems to be taking it in a way that I would expect him to: “I’m okay with it, but it’ll be a drag if I don’t make it till the next James Bond movie comes out,” said Zevon. For more info check this out. The List wishes him as well as he can be given the circumstances.

Painting and home repair… lots of fun. Presently, the Poo Poo Palace is undergoing a bit of a renovation. Chef-in-the-Dungeon Joe is painting his cave. It’s a very nice yellow gold color. Evil-Landlord Ian has been working on his guest bathroom. I had a two hour conference with IBM’s HR department to give an overview of the benefits that they offer their employees. (In case you didn’t see this, IBM is buying Access360.) Well, two hours of HR fun is just a bit too much for me. I muted the speakerphone and started ripping out old bathroom stuff from my guest bathroom: true homeowner multitasking. If anyone would like to help paint, spackle, or rewire the Poo Poo Palace, please let me know.

Have we learned nothing?

I just flew back through BWI. Now I am not a fan of BWI. Never have
been. The airport seemed like it was a practice airport, on the real
airport on-deck circle. Everything was for practice, nothing really
counted. A Junior Varsity airport. After this trip, I am reassessing
this position. I believe BWI is somewhere between a Little League and a
Tee Ball League airport. BWI, in a word, sucks.

#1 Services. BWI sucks. The best I can do for food is the City Deli.
I was served by a woman, and I am not making this up, who could not see
over the mound of lettuce in fixin’s bar in front of her. She
practically had to stand on a box to get my sandwich over the sneeze
guard that separated her from the hungry angry customers. All in all,
BWI doesn’t have much to offer a traveler. There’s the standard news
shop. There’s a few Starbucks. Not much to speak of in the way of bars.

#2 Ease of Use. BWI sucks. Okay, okay, so the government is testing
the new security procedures at BWI. Yes, it does make BWI appear to be
a safer airport. BUT, a) they are a huge pain in the ass, and b) why
didn’t the government choose an airport better suited to deal with
rules. (See Clientele #3) BWI is far away. Let’s not kid ourselves
here, it is in Baltimore. It’s so far away that there is a train to
reach it.