Okay, this is terrifying. I mean come on… you are walking along minding your own business and the next thing you know a huge inflatable moose is following you down the street… a huge goofey smiled moose.
I could happen to you.
It happened to me on Saturday. It was a Cherry Blossom Festival Parade… what a day: gray and rainy… and not a cherry blossom in sight.
So, as Ken pointed out, the Department of Defense needs a huge order of eye glasses, Coke-bottle variety. Our captains hit boats. Our pilots hit planes. Next we’ll hear that our tank drivers are driving through Taco Bells… literally. Careful now, watch carefully as the tax-cut issue occupies our minds while we slide ever so gently into a minor land war in Asia. (And we have all seen the Princess Bride and know not to get in to a land war in Asia.)